THE RESULTS

COMMENTS:

JON - Bathroom etiquette jokes quit being funny about ten years ago.
Masturbating will be funny till the end of time.

GENNA - I would like to award 7 points to blog A and 3 points to blog B.  I thought blog A was more captivating, although a bit long winded and overdone.  I'm giving blog B only 3 points because I couldn't really connect with the subject matter, I felt like it could have done more to draw me in from the beginning.  However, I would like to mention that I am not all that connected to the subject matter of masturbating in my swim trunks, but, meh, oh well. 

LUCY - Hey there, here's my vote:
I give blog b all 10 points, for most applicable knowledge.

ALLEY -  Ok, so Blog A is funny stuff. I enjoyed reading it. And after you tell me who it who you must refer to them as 'Slick" forever more. Blog B. Also funny. not as funny as blog A. However to me this is a Blog off, and I think Blog A is just a funny short story. Blog B is actually a blog. Something that happens to you on a day to day basis, and you write and report about. Plus. Blog B had a Website of the Day. Bonus point for that.  So with that being said. Blog A 3 Points, Funny stuff. Blog B 7 points, Funny, a real blog, and a website of the day.

SHARON - This was a very hard decision and Mike's was entertaining..a little too much information for me to
handle, although I have already heard that story before, just not quite in such details and seeing as
how I've never heard Kevin's story before and it was also entertaining..definately could of been a little
longer, but still funny. I have to say Kevin 6 Mike 4...purely because I've heard the story before and the
details...
Good luck Boys!

CHEFF - My vote: Kevin Mike's was a little too much. Regards (NOTE FROM THE PREWITT I checked and he did have Kevin and Mike labeled correctly)

TIFFANY - I am faced with a rather tough dilemma here; I am torn between the two loves of my life.  However, I must sacrifice one of my loves for the
blog vote.  With all biases aside I will begin my critique. I will have to admit Blog A was a little bit more humorous, however, it did cross the line a little.  Crossing the line might not be a bad thing considering the owner of the web site and the contestants of the blog off.  I also feel the length was a little too long for a blog
also, but that is up to prewitt's discretion. While the side notes were funny (encounter with sister) they did distract from the main point of
bed humping.  My major problem with this one is if I do choose Mike, I mean Blog A, I might be forced to pleasure myself, because I don't know
if I could life up to the swimsuit/bed humping technique of pleasure. Blog B was also funny, just not quite as funny as Blog B.  This is probably because all of us have such dirty minds that the dirtier it is the more we enjoy it (which is kind of contradicting considering Blog B is about taking dumps, oh well).  Blog B did stick with its message and
the conclusion did wrap things up quite nicely.  However, I was expecting a little bit better from Kevin, I mean Blog B (of course this
is how most of our relationship has gone, at least in the sack).  That last comment is not to be taken seriously, because I do not want to be
left with Mike "masturbation" Strom. What becomes the deciding factor to me is the website of the day.  A blog is not a complete blog without a website of the day, which Blog A
was lacking. My point distribution is : Blog A: 3, Blog B: 7

BEN - Whoever the fuck wrote Blog-A needs to be pistol whipped.  It might be the writting, it might be the topic itself, or it might be the fact that I read this while sitting alone in a parking lot at a Motel 8 in St. Joe, MO. I am going to smack in the nuts whoever woke up and said "Hey, you know what I'm gonna do today, I'm gonna vividly transcribe the image of a 98lb kid fucking the crap out of his bed." Blog A gets -10 points.  Or 0 if I can't go to the negatives. Blog B gets 9.  I worked in an office just like that.  I think it actually starts around 37 or so but I find it funny.

LYNSEY - I am going to have to vote 8 points for Blog B, and 2 points for Blog A.  A was indeed an amusing read, but I found B more entertaining.  This was because not only do these actions take place in men's restrooms, but they also take place in women's facilities.  I had a scary encounter in the women's locker room at the Y here in Pitt.  Going in there as the aqua-aerobics class is getting out is NOT a good idea.  There's nothing quite as disturbing as seeing a bunch of elderly ladies walking around either naked or in giant granny panties.  Hope this helps.

GEOFF - Blog A - 6.  The humor factor was not there.  I cracked a smile a few times at some of the stuff, mainly because it really brought me back to the old days when I used to do the same things.  It was well written and it looked like the blogger put a lot of time into it. Blog B - 9.  Cracked up twice at my cubicle.  Very true to life, as I have experienced the wrath of old men in the bathroom before.  At 25, I can feel myself slipping closer and closer to what the blogger explained in this post.  Nicely done Blogger B, Nicely Done (NOTE FROM THE PREWITT since 6+9=15, not 10 I subtracted 2.5 from each side on Geoffs votes.)

KEVIN - Although Blog A had a very intriguing topic and was filled with hilarity, I felt that the point was lost in the length.  Also, I think I would have liked the blogger to inform us how he addressed the swimming trunk net/lining issue, as I would like to investigate this bed humping myself. I think Blog B had a more relatable topic, which all men have experienced (although both bloggers did gear their stories too much towards the male audience).  Old men really are gross in the bathroom.  Very few people can relate to bed humping in swim trunks or jerking off with vegetable oil.  Everyone can attest to having seen an old man with no shame and 80 years of gravity working against him, dragging his sack on the locker room floor, or sitting next to an old man in a bathroom stall while he is tearing into a digger like a Christmas present. Since I wrote Blog B, I know I am not a good judge.  But what can you do.   10 points for Blog B. Besides, I don't think I am going to win anyway. (NOTE FROM THE PREWITT Kevin's vote was not counted but he still wished his comments posted)